Scrubbing Squad Missions

Mission Updates

Apr 13, 2026 • Mike Midgley

The System Is Broken. Not Your Child.

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Apr 07, 2026 • 15 min read

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You Said "Brush Your Teeth" Seven Times This Morning. It Didn't Work the First Six Either.

By Mike Midgley

Mar 31, 2026 • 12 min read

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Your Child's Brain Changed at Seven. The Apps Didn't See It.

By Mike Midgley

Mar 24, 2026 • 13 min read

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The Toy Drawer Is Full. The Routine Is Broken. You Bought the Wrong Thing.

By Mike Midgley

Mar 17, 2026 • 13 min read

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The Poorer You Are, the More You Pay. And Your Child Knows It.

By Mike Midgley

Mar 10, 2026 • 12 min read

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The App That Made Your Child Cry Was Designed That Way

By Mike Midgley

Mar 03, 2026 • 11 min read

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Your Child Isn't Playing. They're Running the World's Most Sophisticated Research Programme.

By Mike Midgley

Feb 25, 2026 • 13 min read

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Your Child Has Never Seen Themselves on Screen. And They Know It.

By Mike Midgley

Feb 17, 2026 • 13 min read

Mission Updates, Heroes

The £200 Toothbrush That Doesn't Teach Your Kid to Brush

By Mike Midgley

Feb 11, 2026 • 10 min read

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Your Child Isn't "Acting Out." They're Replaying a Loop They Can't Delete

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