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Evidence your auditor can hold
You applied to help build the evidence layer: verified real-world missions completed by children aged 4 to 11, recorded as evidence rather than estimated as reach, aggregated to your reporting framework with your brand on it.
The honest bit: we are pre-build. Founding pilot brands configure the framework with us before launch, so the reporting fits your framework rather than the other way round. Brands at launch rent the evidence layer. Founding brands design it.
"We are building the evidence layer before we build the marketing. That order matters."
Founder, Scrubbing Squad
What happens from here
Nothing to do on your side. Here is our side of the clock.
Day one to five: the read
A named person on the founding team reads what you wrote. The answer is written for you, not mail-merged.
If it fits: the table
We reply with a proposed call and founding pilot terms: integration spec, evidence framework, co-branding. Set with you, not sent to you.
If it does not: a straight answer
We would rather tell you plainly than park you in a nurture sequence. Every applicant hears back, both ways.
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Worth ten minutes while you wait
Read The Mission
Why the evidence layer exists, and why brands sit inside the mission rather than beside it. Five minutes.
How It Works
The mechanics: physical gear, private AI, verified missions, and the Green Eject that puts children back in the real world.
See the Build
Exactly where the evidence layer and app are right now. Founding brands join with eyes open, so look before the call.
Child protection, in writing
The safeguarding standard, in writing. If your board asks one question first, it will be this one. Here is the answer.
IN BUILD
We are in build and we say so everywhere, because that is the seat's whole value. Founding brands configure the evidence framework before launch, so the reporting fits your framework rather than the other way round. Arrive at launch and you rent it. Arrive now and you design it.
Before the call, one small job
Two links worth a look, and one job: write down the claim your next ESG report needs to survive scrutiny. We will ask for it on the call.
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Thank you for putting your brand forward
Every ESG application gets a considered answer. Speak soon.
Scrubbing Squad Limited, registered in England and Wales. This page confirms receipt of your partnership application. It does not constitute an offer of partnership, licence, or any commercial commitment. All partnerships are subject to formal agreement.
Questions: partners@scrubbingsquad.com
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