Pvt. Fun
Chief of Training Missions | Discovery Camp
The first recruit Uncle Jamie ever had, and the one who nearly broke the whole mission before it began. It took four spectacular failures, and one child's drawing, to turn a hard soldier into a hero.
“Discipline is the foundation of freedom. Now move.”
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The missions are coming in 2027
Join the waitlist and your hero is first in when Sgt. Peck's training missions go live.
Missions Pvt. Fun runs
Sgt. Peck runs 85 missions across the set. Here is one of each kind. Every one goes live in the app.
Solo
Origin Story: How Sgt. Peck Joined the Squad. Trains Education. Two to fifteen minutes. The story of the hard soldier who nearly broke the mission, and the small drawing that changed him forever.
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Support
Code-Breaking Quest. Trains Education. Two to fifteen minutes. A team puzzle. Crack the code together, complete the mission, and learn that good planning beats fast guessing every time.
Training
Pack Check. Trains Education. Two to fifteen minutes. The nightly homework and tomorrow-prep drill. Sgt. Peck's own discipline, turned into a habit your hero can keep.
Trading Post
How to Remember Things. Trains Education. Two to fifteen minutes. A memory drill in three simple steps. Learn them, then teach them back to someone else.Pack Check. Trains Education. Two to fifteen minutes. The nightly homework and tomorrow-prep drill. Sgt. Peck's own discipline, turned into a habit your hero can keep.
Meet Pvt. Fun
Open the file. Everything from why he shouts to the day he learned not to.
Story
Sgt. Peck is the Squad's relentless engine of Elite Excellence. He was the very first recruit Uncle Jamie ever had, and he nearly broke the whole mission before it began. He was a highly decorated Special Forces trainer who believed discipline alone could solve anything. It could not. It took four spectacular failures, and one small child's drawing, to teach him otherwise. Today he is Chief of Training Missions, running Discovery Camp with all the precision he brought from the Special Forces, but pointed at something new.
Discovery Camp
The silent dictionary
Pvt. Fun poured all his money into a dictionary of jokes that no one bought, because the jokes were not funny. He had researched every form of comedy and structured it all carefully, certain it would be the resource the world had been waiting for.
A friend who loved him read it twice and told him gently that the jokes were technically correct but had no warmth in them. He had created a whole document about humour that did not understand what humour was actually for.
Recharge Camp
The empty room
Pvt. Fun spent three years chasing gigs and building a career that required him to cancel every personal arrangement. He missed birthdays. He lost friendships. He told himself it was temporary, that success was coming. Success did not come.
The friendships did not come back either. He had been so focused on making strangers laugh that he had forgotten how to be with the people who actually knew him.
Refresh Camp
The unkempt comedian
Pvt. Fun was meticulous about his stage appearance but neglected basic hygiene off-stage. He was surviving on poor food, broken sleep, and very little personal care, telling himself that nobody saw backstage and only the performance mattered.
Then a persistent health issue, which a doctor described as entirely preventable and directly linked to his lifestyle, made it clear that neglecting yourself offstage does not stay offstage.
Guardian Camp
The risky joke
Pvt. Fun was desperate for a laugh. So he told a joke at the expense of a person in the audience. It got a reaction, but not the one he wanted. The person left. The room turned cold. He later received a message describing how the joke had made that person feel.
He had been so focused on his own need for a laugh that he had not considered, for a single moment, what his words might do to someone else.
He carries a clipboard and a pencil behind his ear, both functioning as props for spontaneous jokes.
He makes at least one child laugh before any session begins, every single time.
He asks every child how they are actually feeling before asking them to do anything.
He uses the phrase "that was a dress rehearsal" every time something goes wrong.
He ends every session with "How do you feel right now compared to when we started?"
He never makes a joke at anyone's expense. Not once.
Pvt. Claire is one of the Squad
Every hero has a story like his, a lesson learned the hard way and turned into something that helps you. Collect them all when the app lands in 2027.
Uncle Jamie
Founder & Base Commander, The Wise Elder
Auntie Ellie
Co-Founder & Chief Strategist, The Squad’s Moral Compass
Sgt. Keith
Chief of Wellbeing, The Nature Guide
SGT. Rose
Chief of Personal Hygiene, The Unstoppable Dignity Champion
SGT. Vest
Chief of Fitness, The Big Motivator
CPT. JT Peg
Chief of Safety and Adaptive Training, The Reformed Storyteller
PVT. Ace
Chief of Neuro-Inclusive Learning, The High-Energy Motivator
PVT. Bodger
Chief of Clumsiness, Always in the Danger Zone
PVT. Claire
Chief of Friendships, The Brave Speaker
PVT. Farm
Chief of Cultural Adaptability, The Growing Genius
PVT. Fun
Chief of Smiles, The Happy Messenger
PVT. Jeff
Head Chef, The Smart Cook
PVT. Nurse Nicky
Camp Medic, The Care Champion
PVT. Pack
Chief of Sensory Safety and Preparedness, The Unbreakable Mate
PVT. Sands
Chief of Socioeconomic Wellbeing, The Unbeatable Team Player
PVT. Sky
Chief of Emotional Safety, The Sky Dryer
Lobster Bob
Scenic Tours Guide, The Humbled Explorer
La Mula
Chief Land Vehicle, The Honest Partner
Nellie
Chief Sea Vehicle, The Silent Expert
El Cóndor
Chief Air Vehicle, The Wise Navigator
Hernán Saraiva
Master Bookbinder, The Keeper of the Record
Chain of command
Reports to Uncle Jamie, Founder and Base Commander. Assisted by Pvt. Ace, Chief of Neuro-Inclusive Learning, and Pvt. Claire, Chief of Friendships.
Sgt. Keith
Chief of Wellbeing
Full Mission Kit coming 2026:
The Unstoppable Optimist Kit: emotion flashcards, feelings finder journal, mood tracker, positive affirmation posters, brightly coloured scented soap set.
Heroes do not wait. They sign up.
Founding heroes join first. First missions. First streak. First in.
For parents: you will manage the account. Your hero gets the mission.
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