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Fall in, heroes: your first mission starts here. Meet the Squad, Uncle Jamie at Hero HQ, Sgt. Peck at the Trading Post, Cpt. JT Peg and the Squad Diaries, Sgt. Rose with the camp missions, Sgt. Vest on the training ground, and Auntie Ellie waiting to turn the lights down low on Sunday night.

A new mission every single day:

Origin Stories: how every Squad member found their way here, failures and all
The Trading Post: Sgt. Peck puts a new card on the table
Squad Diaries: true stories from the Squad's travels, checked word by word
Camp Missions: Friday at camp: Discovery, Recharge, Refresh and Guardian Camp
Hero Training: do-along drills, the show you don't listen to: the show you DO
Lights Out: a whispered wind-down on Sunday night

And every mission comes with the Ace Mode version. Same mission. Your way.

Follow free wherever you listen, and print your free Squad Mission Chart at scrubbingsquadpodcast.com - one tick a day, hero, and watch what you become.

Little missions. Big heroes. Heroes start here.

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Boots on, radios crackling, orders received. The scrubbing squad is standing by. Ready for real-world missions, adventure, and fun. And there is one hero they cannot start without. You. Report for duty. Heroes start here.

Hero HQ calling all heroes. This is Uncle Jamie. Fall in Heroes. Today's mission is about to begin. And if this is your very first time at Hero HQ, welcome, Hero. We have been waiting for you. This is Scrubbing Squad Hero Missions. Real missions. Real heroes. Every single day. Some missions are big, some missions are small, and some are so secret the grown-ups think it is just an ordinary morning. But you will know better, hero, because you were born for this. Every Monday, the origin stories. How every member of this squad became a hero, the triumphs and the failures. Because at this age queue we own both, and we own them with pride. But do not just take my word for it, heroes. Sergeant Peck, are you at the trading post?

Always, Commander! Tuesday and Thursday, heroes, the trading post is open. Card on the table. Every card carries a member, a mission, and a story. And I check every swap is fair. I have a clipboard, heroes, and I am not afraid to use it. And when the trading is done, my old friend the captain has stories that beat any card. Captain, over to you!

Thank you kindly, Sergeant. Wednesday, Heroes, we open the squad diaries. Every ship keeps a log, and so does this squad. True stories from real places, and I check them word by word. Checked, every word true. And every good voyage, heroes, ends at a campfire. Sergeant Rose keeps ours burning bright.

That I do, Captain. Namuste Heroes, Friday is camp day. Discovery, recharge, refresh, and guardian camp. Four camps, one squad. And every camp wants you at its campfire. And after a good camp, a hero is ready to train. And I know just the sergeant for the job.

Thank you, Sergeant Rose. Hello, heroes. Saturday is Hero Training, the show you do not listen to, the show you do. Real drills, right along with me until your morning runs itself. And when the whole week is trained, traded, and traveled. Auntie Ellie, they are all yours.

Thank you, Sergeant. Sunday night, Hero. I turn the lights down low. Lights out only begins when you are already in bed.

Ciao Hero. Breathe out. And the quietest mission of all ducks you in.

Ace here, heroes, and hear this, because it is a promise. Every mission on this network comes with the Ace Mode version. Same mission, your way. Nobody, and I mean nobody, trains alone at this HQ.

Real places, true things, real missions, and a grown-up to show them to. Follow Scrubbing Squad Hero Missions free wherever you listen. And print your free squad mission chart at scrubbing squad podcast.com. One tick a day, hero, and watch what you become.

And when a hero needs to see the world, our dear friend Lobster Bob keeps a seat free. Tell him the squad sent you.

Heroes, this is Uncle Jamie. Mission accepted?

Little missions, big heroes. Heroes start here!

Thank you for listening to the Scrubbing Squad Hero Missions Podcast. For free episode downloads, visit ScrubbingSquad Podcast.com. Scrubbing Squad and Lobster Bob Scenic Tours are the property of Mike J. Midgley, operated under license by Scrubbing Squad Limited, with all rights reserved. Reproduction or adaptation of this podcast in whole or in part is strictly prohibited without written permission.

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